The First Post

We have started a blog so that the world will no longer be denied our wit and wisdom.

This blog will include, but is not limited to, the following:

-Pithy observations about being a "twentysomething" -- Can you believe that garment that people are wearing? And how about the materialism that surrounds most modern urban interactions? Scandalous!

-Complaints about ourselves -- Why aren't we funny? Why are we ugly? Why don't girls/boys like us? Why doesn't anyone understand that we really get Sartre?

-Cutting political remarks -- Compassionate conservatism? More like, jerkpassionate assholvatism. Etc.

-Pop culture minutiae discussed in an ironic and/or disillusioned and/or sarcastic manner -- So, I hear Donald Trump is embarking on another venture. I'm really looking forward to it.

This is the chalice we are holding up to the world. Will she sip from its emerald liquid? Only time will tell.